Crow Puns

These caw-king crow puns will have you cackling with laughter. Know any more? Let us know here.

Attempted Murder

Where do crows go to get drunk?
A crow-bar

What is a crow’s favourite game?
Crow-quet

What do crows drink to stay awake?
Caw-fee

Why was the crow on the telephone wire?
To make a long distance caw

What do you call an albino crow?
Caw-casian

Where do teen crows go after high-school?
Caw-llege

What is a crow’s favourite magazine?
Caw-smopolitan

Where do crows go to listen to live music?
Caw-ncerts

What is a crow’s favourite vegetable?
Caw-liflower

What do crows wear on Halloween?
Caw-stumes

Who brings presents to crows at Christmas?
Santa Caws

What do crows use to waterproof their nests?
Caw-king

How did the nervous crow proceed?
With caw-tion

Who was the criminal crow running from?
The cawps

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