It’s snow laughing matter.
Q: What do penguins sing on their birthdays?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: Why can’t penguins fly?
A: Because they can’t afford the plane ticket.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Q: How do penguins drink their whisky?
A: On the rocks.
Q: Who is a penguin’s favourite pop star?
Q: What do penguins drive?
A: Arcticulated lorries
Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
Q: How do a group of penguins make a decision?
A: Flipper coin.
Q: What is a penguin’s favourite party game?
Q: How do penguins know when there’s something wrong?
A: It smells a bit fishy.
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?A: The snow ball.
Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.
Q: Who’s a penguin’s favourite aunt?