Because we need a little humour to get us through the rest of the month, we’re giving you the chance to win a set of cheeky bird pun coasters. Designed by Sarah Edmonds, a self-taught illustrator, they would make a fun addition to your dining table, and a great talking point when you can host real-life cocktail parties again.
Sarah also designs cards, tea towels, and mugs and you can see the other items in the range here. We’ll be launching a lot more features over the coming weeks and months.
To enter simply share a bird pun, joke, or funny fact in the comments below, and we’ll pick a winner at random using the wonderful wheel of names.
The competition closes at 11:59 pm on the 29th January 2021 and you can see the full competition Ts&Cs here.
Good luck!
This competition is now closed.
Don’t worry if you weren’t able to enter – check back soon for another chance to win.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?
Velcrow
I thank you, I’ll get my coat! ?
How did the bubblegum cross the road?
On the bottom of the chickens foot!
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment! ?
What do music and chickens have in common??
Bach Bach Bach
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
Two Robins argued during a cricket match. They were both heard to say, “It’s my turn to Batman!”
What did the baby birds say when their mother laid an Orange?
Look what Mama laid!!
Why do humming birds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
When should you buy a bird? When it is going cheep.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls.
Why do seagulls live by the Sea?
Because if they lived by the Bay they would be bagels.
My favourite joke (which needs to be told in a north east accent)
What is the U.also most common bird?
A Teat Owl
Here’s one to match the theme of the coasters :
Why don’t birds wear underwear?
Because their pecker is on their face.
Thanks for letting me join, I don’t know Owl you did it but please take this as Toucan of my appreciation. Teal we meet again. Cheerio
I was out birdwatching a flock of gulls the other day during lockdown when I was approached by a police offer, she asked for my ID.
Why are owls always invited to parties? Because they are such a hoot!
Back home, my mum and sister were at the front of the big bust queue. Whenever they dropped food on them whilst eating, we would always say they’d spilled crumbs on their bird table!
Two birds on a perch , one turns round to the other and says I can smell fish …….
Went to see Starling murmuration at reserve known for these bu that evening NOT ONE TURNED UP! How do thousands of starlings all know not to turn up I said to my wife. They must use twitter she replied
Teacher to child coming in late to school..”Who do you think you are, swanning in late again”
Great prize! I hope you win someting in another competition Birdspot because one good tern deserves another 🙂
What bird likes to fight back.
Steven Seagull
Saw a lovely duck the other day so I said to this bloke who had all the gear, youknow binoculars,
scopes etc. did he know what it was and had he seen one before. He turned to me and said ‘ eider, no.’
I realised he must have been an idiot so went to ask someone else.