Because we need a little humour to get us through the rest of the month, we’re giving you the chance to win a set of cheeky bird pun coasters. Designed by Sarah Edmonds, a self-taught illustrator, they would make a fun addition to your dining table, and a great talking point when you can host real-life cocktail parties again.
Sarah also designs cards, tea towels, and mugs and you can see the other items in the range here. We’ll be launching a lot more features over the coming weeks and months.
To enter simply share a bird pun, joke, or funny fact in the comments below, and we’ll pick a winner at random using the wonderful wheel of names.
The competition closes at 11:59 pm on the 29th January 2021 and you can see the full competition Ts&Cs here.
Good luck!
This competition is now closed.
Don’t worry if you weren’t able to enter – check back soon for another chance to win.
84 Responses
What do you call a bird with drinking problems?
An Owlcoholic
Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Should I tweet this?
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
You put it in a jar of vinegar and wait until it’s Bill Withers
In Winter watch this week, Chris & Megan mentioned ‘ Faecial jewellery…
Is this the new Bling from the Ring…
I dunno… winning this seems like a bit of ostrich!
What is it when you see black and white, black and white, black and white…?
A penguin falling down stairs.
Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red,red,robon comes bob,bob,bobbin’ along!
What do you call two birds in love..?
Tweethearts
Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because it’s too far to walk
Well, they look pretty cheep to me.
What kind of bird works in construction?
A Crane
The Vet says I have the chirpees, Good news it’s tweet-able
What’s a crows favourite activity?
Raven.
Telling bird puns is usually harmless, but when you start mocking birds, things can quickly get unpheasant and hawkward.
Q: What do you do if a bird cr@ps on your car?
A: Don’t ask her out again.
Telling bird puns is usually harmless, but when you start mocking birds, things can quickly get unpheasant and hawkward.
Nice pair of tits ! next to the robin on bird table LOL
How does a bird get down to earth safely? With his sparrowchute 🙂
Why do flamingos lift up one leg,
answer,
because if they lift up two they will fall over.
Which bird is always out of breath……the puffin! ?
What do you get if you pay for a cat and a duck…. A duckbilledplatypus. ???
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw!
What do you call a man with a gull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.