Because we need a little humour to get us through the rest of the month, we’re giving you the chance to win a set of cheeky bird pun coasters. Designed by Sarah Edmonds, a self-taught illustrator, they would make a fun addition to your dining table, and a great talking point when you can host real-life cocktail parties again.
Sarah also designs cards, tea towels, and mugs and you can see the other items in the range here. We’ll be launching a lot more features over the coming weeks and months.
To enter simply share a bird pun, joke, or funny fact in the comments below, and we’ll pick a winner at random using the wonderful wheel of names.
The competition closes at 11:59 pm on the 29th January 2021 and you can see the full competition Ts&Cs here.
Good luck!
This competition is now closed.
Don’t worry if you weren’t able to enter – check back soon for another chance to win.
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Crow away and leave me alone
The birds on the feeder are robin’ us !
I leave no egrets
The vet said I have chirpees
The good news is it’s tweetable
The first bird on the Moon was, Buzz-ard Aldrin.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill!
What did the duck say after he’d finished shopping?
Put it on my bill
Are two crows considered attempted murder?
Is a lone crow attempted murder?!
I’m here all week ?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker!
What do you call the parrot that flew away?
POLLYGONE
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon
My wife is getting sick and tired of me always using bird puns…
Well, toucan play at that game!
How did the bird break into the house? they use a crowbar.
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom… The judge asked the duck, “What is your crime?” The duck responds, “I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall.” The judge says, “There’s no crime committed here, you’re free to go.” The judge then asks the pigeon, “What is your crime?” The pigeon responds, “I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall.” The judge looks a little confused but finally says, “There’s no crime committed here, you’re also free to go.” Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, “What is your crime?” The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, “I’m bubbles.”
What happened when the owl lost his voice? Nothing, he didn’t give a hoot!
Teacher to pupil..What time do you call this, Swanning in late again!
Bassian Thrush also known as the olive tail Thrush direct their farts to remove leaf litter & stimulate worms to move around to reveal their location for an easy meal
I saw a little bird with a red breast Robin a bank
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Twit
Twit twho ?
How do black birds stay together in a flock?
Velcrow.
Someone’s been robin local banks lately. Will you help us quack the case?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
Why did the chicken only cross halfway across the road?
It wanted to lay it on the line.
What did the dad turkey say to his stubborn child?
“If your mother could see you now, she’d be turning over in her gravy.”