Q. How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A. Send it to the polly-technic!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A. A bird that will talk your ear off!
Q. What do you call a parrot without feathers?
A. Bald.
Q. What do you call a parrot in a raincoat?
A. Polly-unsaturated
Q. What do you call a parrot that escaped from its cage?
A. Polly-gon
Q. What do taxidermists use when they need to stuff a parrot?
A. Polly-filler
Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
A. Voice mail.
Q. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot
Q. Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot?
A. A spelling bee.
Q. Why was the pirate sad when his parrot left?
A. It gave him the cold shoulder!
Q. What do you call it when your parrot loses its memory?
A. Polly-nesia
Q. Why did the parrot cross the road?
A. Just beak-ause!
Q. What do you call a funny parrot spoof?
A. A parott-y
Q. What does the mummy parrot say to her baby?
A. Beak-areful!
Q. What is a parrot’s favourite colour shade?
A. Polly-chromatic
Q. What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal?
A. The bill!
Q. What can one parrot do?
A. Not as much as toucan.
Q. What does the like to parrot wear to the beach?
A. A beak-ini.
Q. What do you call a parrot that’s in love?
A. Polly-amorous
Q. What has four legs, four eyes, and a net?
A. Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Q. What do you call a synthetic parrot?
A. Polly-ester
Q. What is a parrot’s favourite game?
A. Hide and speak
Q. Where do parrots go when they die?
A. Parrot-ise.
Q. Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
A. Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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