These caw-king crow puns will have you cackling with laughter. Know any more? Let us know in the comments below.
Q. Where do crows go to get drunk?
A. A crow-bar
Q. What is a crow’s favourite game?
A. Crow-quet
Q. What do crows drink to stay awake?
A. Caw-fee
Q. Why was the crow on the telephone wire?
A. To make a long distance caw
Q. What do you call an albino crow?
A. Caw-casian
Q. Where do teen crows go after high-school?
A. Caw-llege
Q. What is a crow’s favourite cocktail?
A. A Caw-smopolitan
Q. What is a crow’s favourite vegetable?
A. Caw-liflower
Q. Where do crows go to listen to live music?
A. Caw-ncerts
Q. What do crows wear on Halloween?
A. Caw-stumes
Q. Who brings presents to crows at Christmas?
A. Santa Caws
Q. What do crows use to waterproof their nests?
A. Caw-king
Q. How did the nervous crow proceed?
A. With caw-tion
Q. Who was the criminal crow running from?
A. The cawps
Q. What kind of crows always stick together?
A. Vel-crows
Q. What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A. A caw-cophony
Q. What do you call a crow that’s good at debates?
A. A caw-nversationalist
Q. Why did the crow get kicked out of the restaurant?
A. It kept caw-lling for the manager
Q. Why are crows’ bags never checked at the airort?
A. Because they prefer carrion
Q. What were crows doing at the club?
A. Raven
Q. What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A. A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Q. What do crows buy at the bakery?
A. Crow-nuts.
Q. What did the crow do when it didn’t want to go to work?
A. Caw-ed in sick.
Q. What did the crow do when it was tired of the party?
A. Caw-ed it a night.
Q. What do you call a group of crows on a train?
A. Murder on the Orient Express.
