Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was free-range
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because the road was too long to walk around it
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. It was bored with just standing there
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Just beak-cause it could
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Nobody knows, but the road will have its revenge
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. It thought it was a good idea at the time
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road
A. If you saw Chuck Norris coming, you’d have crossed the road too
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Someone said it was an egg-cellent idea
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the hen party
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because the subway was closed
Q. Why did the chick cross the road?
A.It was take your chick to work day
Q. Why did the chicken run across the road?
A. To get to the other side faster
Q. Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A. To get to its other side
Q. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was chicken
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion
Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. It was tired of the same old jokes
Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. To stretch its legs
Q. Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
A. Because it was a fowl
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide
Q. Why did the chicken cross the internet?
A. To get to the other site
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken’s day off
Q. Why did the duck cross the road?
A. To prove it wasn’t chicken
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because the chicken didn’t exist yet
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the light bulb
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