It’s snow laughing matter!
Penguins are comical birds with their distincitve waddle and tendency to slip and slide all over the place. They’re also the subject of plenty of brrrrr-illiant jokes and puns. If you know of any more, share them in the comments below.
Q: Why can’t penguins fly?
A: Because they can’t afford the plane ticket.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.
Q: How do penguins drink their whisky?
A: On the rocks.
Q: Who is a penguin’s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: Why did the penguins jump up and down when they first met?
A: They were trying to break the ice.
Q: Why do penguins make excellent racing car drivers?
A: They are alwways in pole position.
Q: What do penguins drive?
A: Arcticulated lorries.
Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice-caps
Q: How do penguins make a decision?
A: Flipper coin.
Q: What is a penguin’s favourite party game?
A: Sardines.
Q: How do penguins know when there’s something wrong?
A: It smells a bit fishy.
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: The snow ball.
Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.
Q: Who’s a penguin’s favourite aunt?
A: Aunt-Arctica.
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What do you call a happy penguin?
A: A pen-grin.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: An ice-berger.
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round and round?
A: A penguin stuck in a revolving door.
Q: What do penguins sing on their birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q: Why don’t penguins and polar bears get along?
A: Because they are polar opposites.
Q: Why don’t you ever see penguins in the UK?
A: Because they are scared of Wales.
Q: Why didn’t the penguin jump of the iceberg?
A: It got cold feet.
Q: How does a penguin cook burgers?
A: With its flippers.
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin.
Q. Which bird always gets first place
A: A peng-win
Know any more penguin jokes? Let us know in the comments below.
